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Though you may always have your cell phone on you, you may not always be in the mood to swap XXX messages, so whether you're trying to shut it down or turn it up, these witty responses to sexting are sure to make your date happy, horny, or some combination of both.
I think you sent me your "Twilight" FanFiction by mistake.
You're the Shakespeare of sexting. You know, I was expecting a message from my dermatologist, but this is much better. My horoscope said today would have unsuspecting challenges. When You're Not Into It 1.
Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee. I don't have great WiFi, but I'm feeling our connection.
You know, I've been waiting for you to sext me all day, it's rude to keep someone waiting. Oh, is this what the kids call "sexting?
I don't accept unsolicited pitches, have your agent contact my office. What font wtih we use on our wedding invitations? If I knew these were the texts you were going to send me, I would have asked for your a while ago. Stay on the line, and we can schedule you shortly.
If you wanted to send nudes, I wouldn't be opposed. Should I clear my schedule for the rest of the day? Can't respond, getting a manicure! If I knew these were the texts you were going to send me, I would have asked for your a while ago. We're closed. For an introvert, you're surprisingly good at sexting.
I guess a sexy message is almost as good as a sext massage. I guess I can add this conversation to that list. If gkrls being open and honest about our sexual needs, I need you to stop sexting me unprompted, in the middle of the day. Can't respond, getting a manicure!
When You Are Into It Would you like me to show my partner this text? I've always dreamed of this moment, you sexting me in the middle of the day. Waiting for Ashton Kutcher to tell me I'm getting Punk'd.
Let's play the quiet game. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime.
I've always dreamed of this moment, you sexting me in the middle of the day. I'd ask you what you're wearing, but I'd rather picture you naked. Witj able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on your mind. Do you have someone else you could reach out to? I'll start.
Actually, don't. We're closed. I don't accept unsolicited pitches, have your agent contact my office.
I guess a sexy message is almost as good as a sext massage. If wiht been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires. You really should ask before you sext me, I just had my screen shared on a Zoom meeting.
Please come back later. Great minds do think alike. Please don't make personal calls during business hours. When You're Not Into It 1.
Love the direct communication, not super into sexting atm. Wow, now I know exactly what I don't want from a date.
Do you have someone else you could reach out to? This line is busy. I was just about to sext you!
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